"Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" joke

A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"
The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?"
The man replies, "My mother in law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"

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