"Declare The Dog Dead" joke
A man walks into the bar really depressed.
The bartender asks him what his problem is.
“My dog just died and the damn vet charged me Rs 10, 500. ”
Says the bartender: “Wow, that is pretty high. What did the vet do? ”
“Not much. I took the dog in there and told him, you got to help him Doc, this is the best dog I have ever had. The vet pokes at him for a few minutes and says, ‘I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do. ’ I said ‘Come on doc, this is my best dog, there’s got to be something you can do. ’ The vet says, ‘OK, we can try one more thing. ’ He goes over to this cage and grabs this cat and brings it over to the dog and swings it around the dog’s head. The vet says, ‘sorry but he’s gone. That’ll be Rs 10, 500. ’ I said, ‘What! Rs 10, 500 to declare the dog dead? ” He says, ‘Yeah. Rs 500 for the office visit and Rs 10, 000 for the CAT scan. ”
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