"Dirty Shoes" joke
There was this man who went to his garden in the country to plant crops. While planting, it began to rain heavily. This man decided to forego his planting for another day since he was getting soaked. On his long trek back home, he saw a van coming along. He stopped the van to ask the driver for a ride home. The kind driver told him yes.
However, as he was about to climb into the back of the van, he realised his boots were dirty with mud. He told himself that he couldn't soiled the kind man's van, so he took out his boots and left them at the side of the road. Then he climbed aboard the van. When he arrived at home, he thanked the driver for the ride. Then, in the rain, he ran all the way back up the country in his barefeet to bring his boots home.
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