"Dog Property Rules" joke

1. If I like it, it`s mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it`s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it`s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it`s mine.

5. If I`m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it`s mine.

8. If I saw it first, it`s mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it`s yours.