"Few occupational hazards" joke

ACCOUNTANTS - Lose their balance.
ACTORS - Drop a part.
ACTUARIES - Get broken down by age and sex.
ARCHERS - Bow and quiver.
BANKERS - Lose interest.
BASEBALL PLAYERS - Get pitched.
BASKETBALL players - Go on dribbling.
BEEKEEPERS - Buzz off.
BLONDES - Dye away.
BOOKKEEPERS - Lose their figures.
BOTANISTS - Wither away.
BOWLERS - End up in the gutter.
CARDIAC SURGEONS - Get bypassed.
CHAUFFEURS - Lose their drive.
CHICKENS - Get fried.
CLEANING PEOPLE - Kick the bucket.
CLOTHIERS - Lose their shirts.
COMPUTER USERS - Lose their memory.
COOKS - Get deranged.
COWS - Kick the bucket.
DAIRYMEN - Get butter and butter.
DAREDEVILS - Get discouraged.
DEANS - Lose their faculties.
DOCTORS - Lose their patients.
EGYPTIAN TOURISTS - Go senile.
ELECTRICIANS - Lose contact.
ENGINEERS - Lose their bearings.
EXTERMINATORS - Bug out.
FARMERS - Go to seed.