"First Day of School" joke

On the first day of school, the teacher went around the room and asked each student what their father does for a living.
"My father is a fireman. He fights fires for a living," Susie said. "Very good Susie," said the teacher.
"My dad is a lawyer," said Sam. "He helps good people, and puts bad people in jail." "Thank you, Sam," replied the teacher.
Next, the teacher asked Johnny what his father does. "Oh, he's dead," replied Johnny.
"I'm so sorry, Johnny," the teacher replied. "What did he do before he died?"
"First he turned blue, then he shit on the carpet!" Johnny answered.

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