"Frog princess" joke

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.' Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.' The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting,' Hey! Didn't you hear me? I'm a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.' The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. The frog is really frustrated.' I don't get it. Why won't you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask.'The guy says,' Look, I'm a computer geek. I don't have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool!'

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