"I am cold" joke

A drunk stumbles out of a bar and he needs to piss, so he makes his way into the cemetery behind the tavern. He walks right to the edge of a freshly dug grave, loses his balance, and falls in. There’s a puddle of water in the hole, and he spends the rest of the night yelling, “Help me, I’m cold! Someone help me, I’m cold! ” At closing time, another drunk walks behind the bar to piss, and hears the noise. He gets to the open grave, looks down and says, “Of course you’re cold, you son-of-a-bitch. You kicked all the dirt off yourself. ”

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