"If You Are A Terrorist... Do Not Read This." joke

I'd like to raise awareness of a frightening hypothetical in the hopes that something will be done before it comes to pass. Here is a future conversation between myself and airport security, right after a terrorist is caught trying to sneak a bomb on a plane hidden inside his colon.
Security Guard: (snaps on a pair of latex gloves) I'm sorry sir, but you've been selected for a special screening.

Me: (pause) Damn you ass-bomber.

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