"Life Begins" joke

A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins.
" Life begins," said the priest, " at the moment of fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life into the fetus."
" We believe," said the minister, " that life begins at birth, because that is when the baby becomes an individual and is capable of making its own decisions and must learn about sin."
" You're both wrong," said the rabbi. " Life begins when the children have graduated from college and moved out of the house."

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