"Notice Anything Unusual?" joke

A man was injured in a serious accident but, fortunately, the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both ears. Due to this unusual handicap, he was very self-conscious about his appearance.
As a result of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company and decided to fulfill his dream of owning his own business. He went out and purchased a rather small, but expanding, computer firm. Soon realizing that he had no business knowledge at all and knew nothing about running such a business, he quickly set out to hire someone who could run it for him.
He picked out three top candidates and proceeded to interview them. The first interview went very well. The candidate appeared to know everything needed and had a pleasant personality. At the end of the interview, the man with no ears asked him, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" "Well, yeah," the candidate answered, "you don't have any ears."
This made him very angry and he threw the first candidate out.
The second interview went even better than the first. At the end of the interview, the man with no ears asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" "Yes I do," replied the second candidate, "you have no ears."
Again, the man became infuriated and threw the second candidate out.
The third and final interview was the best of all three. Feeling certain that this was the person he wanted to hire, the man with no ears asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" Much to his surprise, the candidate replied, "Yes, you wear contact lenses."
Surprised by his response, the man with no ears said, "That is very perceptive of you! How did you know that?"
Almost falling off his chair from laughing so hysterically, the candidate replied, "It's bloody hard to wear glasses without any ears!"

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