"Old lady: Superpussy" joke
There's a crazy old lady in a nursing home. She goes up to the receptionist and tears open her robe, revealing her naked body. She yells, "SUPERPUSSY!" at the top of her lungs and walks away.
Next the old lady goes into the rec room where other residents are basket-weaving, watching TV and reading... Again, the old lady tears open her robe and screams, "SUPERPUSSY!" at the top of her lungs and walks out of the room.
Now the old lady goes into the cafeteria where a new resident is sitting by himself at a table. She rushes over to him, tears open her robe and yells, "SUPERPUSSY!" The new guy looks her up and down for a minute then says, "I'll have the soup."
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