"Picture Taking" joke
Getting ready for bed on the first night of their honeymoon, the bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a gorgeous robe. "Darling," her husbands says, "we're married now. It is alright for you to open your robe."
The beautiful young bride opens her robe and her husband is astonished by her beauty. "Oh my," he says, "you are so stunning. Let me take your picture."
"My picture?" she asks, puzzled. "Yes, my love. Then I will be able to carry your beauty next to my heart always," he explains. She nods in agreement, so he takes her picture and then heads to the bathroom.
When he comes out wearing a bathrobe, his bride says to him, "Why are you wearing a robe? We're married now." As he opens his robe, she exclaims, "Oh my! Let me take your picture."
"Why?" he asks, grinning.
"So I can get it ENLARGED!" she replies.
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