"Santa Singh" joke

Once Santa singh was preparing to go for a jungle safari and his friend happened to visit him just then.
The friend was a little worried about Santa, so he asked him,' 'what if a tiger decides to start running behind your jeep to eat you up? Are you prepared for any eventuality?''
To which Santa replies,''Of course, I am! if the tiger runs after me, I can easily dodge him!"
''Wow! and how?"
"Well, its simple. I will indicate to the left and turn to the right! !!!"

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