"Short Halloween Jokes 12" joke

Q: Why did the monster eat the street light?
A: Because he wanted a light meal.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No BODY.
Q: What do you call a ghosts's mother and father?
A: Transparents!
Q: What soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it!
Q: What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
A: The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!

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