"Slow Down" joke

The day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. “Officer you can’t give me a ticket for that! ’ “Why not” said the officer. “Because although I did not stop I slowed right down and its almost the same. ” “But you did not stop” replied the officer, “and the sign says STOP. ” “But the way was clear and it was safe” replied the motorist. The officer then pulls out his batton and starts hitting the motorist. “What are you doing! ” yells the motorist in surprise. “Do you want me to slow down or stop” says the officer.

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