"There are only 4 ways off this airplane" joke

I just had to share this. Returning from a recent business trip I listened to a slightly "unusual" inflight safety lecture. Below are some of the bits I managed to remember...
Please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position.
There are 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...
Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of a water landing, please take them with our compliments.
And, after landing:
Thank-you for flying Delta Business Express, we hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.

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