"Trip Of South India" joke

After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were
returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Sngh was occupying the
lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most
berth in the train.
When train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son
requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of ice cream to
which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a
South INdian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Outraged, Santa Singh called the TTE and asked him to help. TTE
requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if
Santha Singh explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa
explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife not giving berth to my child".