"What Kind of Soda do they drink?" joke

Favorite Fizzies are:

Australian mammals drink Coca-Koala

Ranchers drink Mountain Dude

Optometrists drink Dr. Peeper

Angels drink Heaven Up

Surgeons drink Slice

Beggars drink Cherry Coax

Sailors drink Pep-sea

Lambs drink Ewe-Hoo

Zombies drink Canada Die

Computer programmers drink Apple Cyber