"Yo momma is..." joke

Yo mamma is soo stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale.

Yo mamma so poor when i went to your house and rang the bell she stock her head out the window and yelled ding dong.

Yo mama's so fat she put on a red shirt and everyone started shouting Oh Yeah Kool Aid!

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on the scale it reads to be continued!

Yo Mama is so dumb she locked herself in a supermarket and starved to death.

Yo momma's so stupid she trips over cordless phones!