"Your Momma SO fat!" joke

Your momma so fat, when she sat on the beach, green peace tried to put her back in the ocean
Your momma so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up
Your momma so fat, she has her own gravitational pull
Your momma so fat, when she hauls ass she takes 2 trips
You momma so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book
Your momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Your momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
Your momma so fat, her shadow weighs 200 lbs
Your momma so fat, she wears a watch on each wrist,1 for each time zone
Your momma so fat, when she wears yellow people chase after her yelling TAXI!
Your momma so fat, when she went for a walk, they had an earthquake in China
Your momma so fat, when she wears grey to the zoo, people throw peanuts at her
Your momma so fat, when she fell in the Grand Canyon, she got stuck