Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat
Hot 14 years agoYou mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
funniest F****** joke ever
byya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer
Knock knock... cows
Hot 12 years agoPerson 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish? If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.
Bungee Jumping Mamma
Hot 14 years agoYour Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
AIDS or Alzheimer's?
Hot 13 years agoA guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."