10am Jokes

A little old lady went into a Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It`s a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president`s office. The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165, 000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma`am, I`m surprised you`re carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"The old woman said, "Well, for example, I`ll bet you $25, 000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That`s a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"
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