Random Funny Jokes

It seems that a man was brought to criminal cort for the murder of his
wife.
Judge: "Sir, you have been brought before me and stand accussed of killing
your wife." "What do you have to say in your defense?"
Man: "Well your Honor, I came home early and found my wife in bed with my
best friend and I shot her." "Thats all I have to say."
Judge: "I see nothing in the transcript that mentions what happened to your
best friend, would you please tell me what happened with him."
Man: " Well your Honor, I pointed my finger at him and said BAD DOG, BAD DOG."