TJ's Jokes

Q: What do you get when you put 32 UConn cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: What does the average UConn player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool.

Best prank ever: Putting ur friends fingers in water while they sleep...

Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
Sue.
Sue WHo?
SUE NAMIIIII!!

The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the vehicle?

Driver: It's not my vehicle. I stole it.

Cop: Are you telling me this is a stolen car?

Driver: That's right. Mind you, now that I think of it, I believe I did see the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Cop: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yep. I put it there after I shot and killed the whoman who owns this car. Then I stuffed her in the trunk.

Cop: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

When the cop heard this, he immediately called his captain. Within minutes, the car was surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver so he could handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may more...

When you spell orange it sounds like gullible