"Uconn cheerleaders" joke
by TJ
Q: What do you get when you put 32 UConn cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...
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Had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.
Or 'foreplay', as she calls it.
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Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!
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