"hairline" joke

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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Greg:Wow....racist!
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Jayden:if ur math teacher told u to solve a hairline problem, it would be impossible
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kakashi:your hairline so bad your barber said I quit
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kakashi:bro Mcdonald got there M sign from your hairline
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Nesla Anguh:Your hairline is so crusty like the top of my waffuls.
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non of your busines :your hairline is so crooked that it looks like the maze game and sucks like joaquin
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Tater is the best:that's very inappropriate, and children go on this website!
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hair line roaster:your hairline spell your name in cursive
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