"Got a weedeater?" joke
One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
With a questioned look on his face, the man replied, “What’s that?”
“I’ll give you an example,” said the professor. “Do you have a weedeater?”
Although the question seemed strange, the man answered, “Yes, I do”
“Well, if you have a weedeater, then you must have a yard, do you have a yard?”
The man nods.
“Then, if you have a yard, I’ll bet you have a house.”
Again, the man agrees.
“Because you have a house, you must have a wife?”
Once more, the man nods.
“If you have a wife, you must be heterosexual, correct?”
The man again agrees. The man finishes up the full course and heads back to Alabama. When he comes across his best friend, his friend’s first question was, “What did you learn?”
He replies, “I learned about the power of reasoning.”
“What’s that?” his friend asks.
Then the man asks him, “Well, do you have a weedeater?”
“Nope,” his friend replies.
The man then starts to walk away, and with a low voice says, “You faggot.”
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