Tsunami Jokes

What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

What's the least popular detergent in Japan?
Tide.

The death toll from last week's Indonesian tsunami rose to 668. A UN official describes the number as, "impressive, but not enough for a telethon."

By: Anonymous Santa didn't have time to visit Asia this year so he just gave them a wave as he he passed Fairy Liquid have donated a million bottles of detergent to the tsunami appeal, they heard that there were a lot of Asians washing up on the beaches. Ellen Macarthur's bid to circumnavigate the globe in record time has failed...

She was beaten by a Sri Lankan on a deck chair Why are so many sharks in the Indian Ocean stricken with diarrhea?

They've been eating Thai food all week.

Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, she was the cause for the tsunami.