13-year-old Jokes

A 13-year-old quarterback has signed a letter of intent with USC. He would have made a statement, but his voice kept cracking.

A woman admitted to smoking marijuana daily with her 13-year-old son to reward him for completing his homework. Amanda Lynn Livelsberger, 30, pleaded guilty to several charges Monday and will be sentenced in November. Livelsberger freely admits to using marijuana as an incentive for good behavior, and as a discipline she would hide all the junk food in the house and put a lock on the fridge.
In other news, a 13-year-old school boy is missing five book reports, two math assignments, and a science fair project since his mother’s arrest.