280 Jokes

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280, 000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be f* cked if I'm staying here by myself with a $280, 000 mortgage & no bike! "