5-story Jokes / Recent Jokes

A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only"
Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside"
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads
"All the men here have it short and thin"
...the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the Second floor reads
"All the men here have it long and thin."
Still, this wasn't good enough so the friends move up to the Third floor, where the sign read "All the men here have it short and thick."
This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they more...