50-50 Jokes

What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?
We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!

Sardar ji Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000 Rs In The Purse We Can Take 50-50

Sardar ji: Ok. .. Ok, What About The Remaining 900. .?

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will.