8-year-old Jokes

Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town.Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep.The 8-year-old thought that was a good idea. Everything was quiet for a while. But just as grandmother was dozing off, a voice sounded:"Nana?""Yes?""There are 38."

An 8-year-old girl is trying to check out a book entitled "Advice for Young Mothers" from the local library.Not seeing a parent with her, the librarian asked, "Now why do you want to check out this particular book, dear?"The little girl said back matter-of-factly, "I collect moths!"