999 Jokes

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 250, 000, 000, one to change it and 249, 999, 999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but the lightbulb must want to change.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: How long have you been having this phantasy?

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: How many do *you* think it takes?

Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It depends on what you want them to change it into.

Q: How many egotists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds onto the lightbulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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