Abduction Jokes

Fun things to do in space or during an abduction or alien encounter:
By Paul Maddox
Pee everywhere. That stuff is messy in zero gravity.
Push heaps of buttons on the control panel of the mothership.
Find biosamples from other planets and let them roam free.
Cough a lot. (haha the aliens probably don't have the right antibodies to stop the virus from killing them - hahaha)
Pretend to be dead, then when they get close, scream in their face.
Call them names. (eg. Fathead, Bug-eyes etc.)
Play in the airlock.
If they're studying you, make cow noises.
Go space-debris-shooting with the Ion Cannon.
Step on their feet.