Adolf Hitler Jokes

Hitler must have been a really persuasive speaker. You’d have to be to convince your new bride that a suicide pact counts as a honeymoon.

The parents of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell are upset that a New Jersey supermarket denied an order to make a birthday cake with their son's name on it. The parents are also upset that the supermarket did not carry birthday candles shaped like swastikas.

Some people question the school's responsibility in the Duke Lacrosse case. All I have to say is that they picked a blue devil as their school mascot, and they have a picture, in blue, of Satan, on all of the uniforms.

What if I was the head of a college and picked a comparable mascot? If the soccor team beat up an Israeli kid, everyone would be like, “Oh my God! That’s horri... Well, they are the purple Hitlers.”

In Germany a group of men were found guilty of bestiality when they were caught attending a private club that provided sex with chickens. They videotaped their chicken party and posted it on the Internet.


I guess that answers the age-old question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

To get away from the crazy Nazi with the boner.

The child is currently in foster care. Residing at the home of Henry and Margaret Weinstein.