Adverts Jokes

Some more Adverts from the Israeli newspapers
(see #86 and #125 for previous Adverts)
"Couch potato latke, in search of the right apple sauce. Let`s try it for eight days. Who knows? PO Box 43." "Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. PO Box 56." "Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. PO Box 123"