Afghans Jokes

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. Santa walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman says "Yep, thats them."
So the Santa walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
And Santa says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman."
And Santa exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!"