Aftershave Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion' around hisears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me! My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"Another customer who was waiting replied, "Hey John, youcan put the 'Aftershave Lotion' on me... My wife has neverbeen in a French Whorehouse!" Then the fun began...

The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some' Aftershave Lotion' around hisears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me! My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"Another customer who was waiting replied, "Hey John, youcan put the' Aftershave Lotion' on me... My wife has neverbeen in a French Whorehouse!" Then the fun began...