Air France Jokes

I've had airlines lose my bags, but with today's technology, how do you lose a whole airplane with 228 people on board.
Ifyou thought the TV show "LOST" was confusing last year imagine how pissed off viewersare going to be in September when there are 228 new people on theisland. And to make things worse they either don't speak or don'twant to speak English. The lost survivors hated "The Others" and "TheDharma Initiative", but everybody hates "The French".

Air France has revealed it may prevent obese passengers from boarding its planes, for what they say are "safety reasons." When you add this to their insistence on always speaking French, they've pretty much found a way to keep any American tourist from ever traveling to France.