Akram Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once in 1992 there was a match between India and Pakistan. India made 89 and Pakistan still lost the game. The crowd of Pakistan then started hating all the players. Some players went missing.
(After some days)
Moin Khan in the disguise of a woman went to buy vegetables. The lady shopkeeper said "HI Moin".
Khan got afraid. When he started running away, the woman caught him and said "HI Moin".
Khan asked her "Who r u? "
She replied "Don't worry I am Wasim Akram"!!