Alba Jokes

Knock Knock Who's there! Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba who?
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfalfa! Alfalfa who? Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfie! Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!

Jessica Alba and Brad Pitt were recently voted Most Desired Kissing Partners by British men and Women in a survey conducted by Colgate. One respondant said "Sure I'd love to kiss Jessica Alba. But, what's Colgate?"