Aldo Jokes / Recent Jokes
One late evening a redneck named Aldo came out of the local pub a little drunk.He got into his pickup truck and started driving home. He was on a lonely stretch of the road, when all of a sudden a piston blew right through the engine hood. Aldo gets out of his pickup truck, angry as 'hell' and kicks the door real hard out of frustration and starts walking down the lonely road. About twenty minutes later, a pickup truck with a bunch of fellow rednecks riding in the back of the truck came along and stopped. On of the fellas called out, "Whats the matter ole' friend?"
Aldo says, "Piston-broke!" The same fella calls back, "Ya! we're pissn'd and broke too. Get in the truck."
Knock Knock Who's there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was! Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache! Knock Knock Who's there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Adelia! Adelia who? Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!
Knock Knock Who's there! Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you!