Allergy Jokes / Recent Jokes

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything.If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patients' wrists.Once when I asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies, she said she couldn't eat bananas. Imagine my surprise when several hours later a very irate son came out to the nurses' station demanding, "Who's responsible for labelling my mother' bananas'?"