Alonzo Jokes

Miami baller Alonzo Mourning announced he may not retire after this year. Just what Florida needs: more old people who can't drive. Why not stick around? The team's doing great with him. How bad are the Miami Heat? In comparison, the Dolphins are now just mediocre.

Alonzo Mourning may return to the Miami Heat if he can get his body back in shape. If not, he'll go to the Knicks.