Amps Jokes

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    I was alone and all was dark
    Beneath me and above
    My life was full of volts and amps
    But not the spark of love

    But now that your are here with me
    My heart is overjoyed
    You turn the square of my heart
    Into a sinusoid

    You load things from my memory
    Onto my system's bus
    My life was once assembly code
    Now it's C

    I love the way you solder things
    My circuits you can fix
    The voltage across your diode is
    much more than just point six

    With your amps and resistors
    You have built my integrator
    I cannot survive without you
    You are my function generator

    You have charged my life, increased my gain
    And made my maths discreet
    And now I'll end my poem here
    Control, Alt, and Delete

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