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What do you call an anesthesiologist who shows up for work wearing a rabbit suit?
An ether bunny!

An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.

Five-Year-Old Missy Answered The Door When The Mailman Came By. She Told The Mailman That Her Daddy Was A Doctor And Wasn't Home Because He Was Performing An Appendectomy.
"My," Said The Mailman, "That Sure Is A Big Word For Such A Little Girl. Do You Know What It Means?"
"Sure! Fifteen Hundred Dollars, And That Doesn't Even Include The Anesthesiologist!"

After making love, the woman said to the man, "So you are a doctor?"

"That's right," said the doctor smugly. "Do you know what kind?"

I'd say an anesthesiologist."

How did you know? " asked the M. D.

"Because throughout the entire procedure, I didn't feel a thing."