Antartian Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How did the Antartian break his leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the Antartian die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
An Antartian was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Antartian asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"
The man replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie?
Here's one that goes nicely with your robe."
The Antartian shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they'll give you all the water you want."
The Antartian thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared. Three hours later the Antartian came crawling back to where the man was sitting behi
Q: Why are Antartian hurt by people's words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: What do you call it when an Antartian gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant possession
Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?
A. Wave to him.