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A little boy goes fishing with his grandpa. As they are paddling round the lake,
Grandpa lights up a big cigar.
The boy looks at his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, I sure would like to smoke one
of your big cigars."
Grandpa then asks, "Well son, will your pecker reach your anus?".
The little boy replies, "No."
"Well," says Grandpa. "Then you're too young to smoke cigars."
A little while later Grandpa pops open a beer.
The boy looks at his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, I always wanted to drink a
beer."
Grandpa then asks, "Well son, will your pecker reach your anus?"
The little boy replies, "No."
"Well," says Grandpa. "Then you're too young to drink beer."
Soon the little boy reaches into his backpack and pulls out a big ham sandwich.
Grandpa looks at the little boy and says, "Son, I would really like to have some
of that more...

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. "There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. "Now you must do the same," he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. "Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?"

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. "There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. "Now you must do the same," he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
"Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?"